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Post by unibot on Apr 1, 2013 4:53:45 GMT
Introduction
Have you ever been stuck not knowing what do in NationStates?
Should I raid this or defend that? Kill the Zombies or research for a cure? Well now you can completely defer those very important questions to Gameplay's very own Magic Eight Ball. In one simple, very easy click of a button, this Magic Eight Ball will provide the answers to all of your problems.
Examples of Satisfied Customers
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Post by unibot on Apr 1, 2013 17:31:36 GMT
LOGBOOK ENTRY: 1 APRIL 2:47:04 EDT AM
Hileville spotted signs of unusual behavior from the Magic Eight Ball. Hileville reported the behavior suspecting tomfoolery.
I was confused. I did not understand how this behavior had been written into the code. I panicked.
Senior Merryman Hodori confirmed the strange behavior. I now suspect that the Magic Eight Ball was infected by the Zombie scourge.
LOGBOOK ENTRY: 1 APRIL 11:48:12 EDT AM
The Magic Eight Ball has gotten progressively worse. It appears to be fully infected now -- its "zombie conscious" has completely taken over the life-form. To save as many lives as possible, I must act swiftly.
I have declared the Magic Eight Ball quarantined and I have initiated the F.R.I.A.R.T.U.C.K Forum Lock-down Security System.
God help us all.
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Post by unibot on Apr 1, 2013 20:34:04 GMT
LOGBOOK ENTRY: 1 APRIL 4:18:26 EDT PM
The Magic ZOMBIE Eight Ball has gotten lose on the forums. F.R.I.A.R.T.U.C.K has yet to have eradicated the menace -- it wasn't designed to protect us against Zombies! Goddammit Eluvatar, why didn't you think of that???
PLEASE HELP US!!!
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Post by unibot on Apr 2, 2013 1:39:13 GMT
LOGBOOK ENTRY: 1 APRIL 7:36:17 EDT PM
It appears as if the F.R.I.A.R.T.U.C.K Security System has decided to combat the Zombie Eight Ball by asking the question, "What Brains?" on a loop. This has divided the Zombie Eight Ball: on one hand it feels compelled to answer with a yes/no/maybe answer and on the other hand it wishes to devour more brains. Will this strategy work? Will the Magic Eight Ball's baser instincts as a question-answering device overcome its state of mindlessness? We will have to watch and see.
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